December 2009
49 posts
Happy new year tumblr
CompTIA Network+ 2009: Network Protocols
Is not a fun or captivating topic to be reading at 10:54pm. But it beats sitting here for the next 8 hours bored out of my brain.
stefantueshaus:
the smashing pumpkins - bullet...
“welcome to nowhere fast
nothing here ever lasts
nothing but memories
of what...”
– Lyrics from “Jellybelly” by The Smashing Pumpkins
fmylife:
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
Serves you right for being too much of a pussy to break up with her in person.
Chinese shopping centre builds 'car park for... →
A shopping centre in China’s Hebei province has built a car park with wider spaces that it says is designed especially to suit women drivers.
The women-only car park in Shijiazhuang city is also painted in pink and light purple to appeal to female tastes.
Those crazy Chinese……
@lacontessa
Your invite is winging it’s way to you my dear.
@Goodreasonnews
As long as your in any of the following countries Spotify will work:
Sweden
Norway
Finland
UK
France
Spain
Just drop me an email with the email address you want the email sent to. My email addy is on my tumblr on the right.
The more I use Spotify
the more i love it.
I have 2 invites if anyone wants one? emails in a reply if you wants?
“Getting away from it all does not include getting spousal abuse via T-mobile.”
– Just watching Doghouse. Very funny.
Merry Christmas Tumblr.
cvxn:
nedhepburn:
The Who “Substitute”
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Americans will spend $450 billion this Christmas....
breeawnuhh:
diffweirdpris:
juvee:
hnyuhellehcim:
hannahbanena:
Reblog this please: http://water4christmas.com
ratm are Xmas no. 1! get in!
Web Bench →
This is a shameless promotion for my new web site. It’s a web proxy for anon web surfing. So should help you get around any firewalls blocking sites like Facebook or Twitter.
please try it out and pass it on to anyone you think will use it, thanks.
Jace Everett - “Bad Things”
Fans of...
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Student's Jaw →
A chemistry student has been found dead with his jaw blown off by what is believed to be exploding chewing gum, reports have said.
The 25-year-old’s disfigured remains were discovered at his parent’s home in the northern Ukrainian city of Konotop, reports in the Eastern European country said.
For any one in the Telco ISP biz
It looks like LINX has just shat it’s pants. Super happy fun joy joy!
j-j-j-joke time #4
daysofturmoil:
penguinprostitution:
A woman was walking along a a deserted beach when she stumbled upon an old brass lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. A genie popped out.
The genie said, ‘I am the genie of the lamp. Make one wish and I will grant it.’
The amazed woman asked, ‘One wish? Don’t I get three?’
The genie said, ‘My magic is so powerful, you only need one.’
Unhesitatingly,...
BBC radio 1 masterpieces
Just listened to tonights masterpiece, “Original Pirate Material” by The Streets. EPIC. That album is so good.