July 2009
251 posts
When was the last time you had a dream?
I had my first dream for a good few years last month and nothing since.
"Beer summit"? We Brits invented it. →
jhnbrssndn:
Except it was more than a photo-op:
“In the days before Thatcherism, union bosses would routinely pop round to Number 10 for “beer and sandwiches” - usually a euphemism for hard-ball policy discussions.”
Beer Summit? Isn’t that a euphemism for a pub lunch?
Spooning Bun Buns
playnice:
My rabbits do this sometimes, it looks really sweet.
It’s the new real thing from Coke – fizzy milk -... →
This sounds grim.
Mmmmm
Microwave popcorn for the win.
do you want to go to the seaside? i'm not trying...
(via jaicentans)
I fell in love at the seaside I handled my charm with time and slight of hand
Seaside by the Kooks, a great song.
You know how MSN shows if you are watching films...
(1: 44:07 AM) Me - dude, stop watching porn on your 360.
(1: 44:49 AM) Me - bill gates is watching you masterbate.
(1: 45:26 AM) Friend x is now offline.
The "Buffalo Theory" of Beer..
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast...
Arse
The iplayer app on my phone just crashed. I only had about 15 minutes left of Top Gear.
http://kempfolds.blogspot.com/ →
upisdownx:
drzaiusdrzaius:
this is fucking genius
this is… really weird lmao
This is the funniest thing in the world!
Holy Shit!
Brian Johnson from AC/DC was on tonights top gear!