Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
Serves you right for being too much of a pussy to break up with her in person.
your dumb ass deserved it . this is why you only break...person; it hurts waaay more to be...
sean and mike better beware
Dear FML, This is why doors have peepholes. It is also why you should never break...phone:...
Oooo yeah serve you right man.
sorry, you idiot you deserved it.
this is why you break
hahahhaha wow shes
gun. Shoot! Hahahah!