thesophie:

Are you a talented, penniless

waiting for that lucky break…?

This is a rare and exciting opportunity for someone who wants a career as a writer.

But I have to be straight with you…

This junior position will be pretty badly paid for a year or so while you’re learning.

You’ll also have to work longish hours from time to time, and even do a bit of work at weekends.

And you’ll be forced to dress as a clown.

All right - that last bit was made up. But you get the picture.

Full advert here. What. A. Cock.

I think he is trying to appeal to the trendy web 2.0 hipster types, you know the sort of pricks that seem to litter the bar scene up and down the country at the moment.