Me: I cant wait to be cremated.
Me: Im not scared of death. Cremate me.
Sister: You dont half say some odd things.
Sister: Honestly.
Me: Well I cant..
Me: But what I mean is…
Me: Im so determined to be cremated over buried, I feel I need to get it out of the way now.
Me: That makes sense to me.
Sister: Mum would have a fit.
Sister: But Catholics can be cremated now, so it would be ok.
Me: I dont care about religion. Im getting cremated for me.
Me: Hi, Look at me, Im all cremated and shit.
Me: Honestly Im living a Monty Python sketch.
My Father-in-law died in September and was cremated (somehow all crematoriums look the same (identical) i realised, but anyway..) and about 2 weeks ago my Wife, one of my Sisters-in-law and the Mother-in-law decided to take a look at the actual ashes, and well…..they are not very ash like. At least not in the sence of you burn some stuff and you end up with a powder. It looks more like Catsan cat litter to be honest (and no that wasnt a picture of the ashes).